| Dawson's
room at night. Joey and Dawson lay face down on his bed
watching ET.
Joey: (imitating ET) I'll
be right here...I love this movie. (pause) This won the
Oscar didn't it?
Dawson turns off the
movie and switches it to the local news, which his mom
co-anchors for.
Dawson: Ghandi.
Spielberg was robbed. This was before he outgrew his
Peter Pan syndrome.
Joey: (frowning) But
Ghandi? I mean why give an Oscar to a movie you can't
even sit through?
Dawson: Thank you.
Joey watches the TV as
she gets up to put on her shoes.
Joey: New do?
Dawson: Yeah. She likes
big hair.
Joey: Must weigh a lot.
How does she walk upright?
Dawson laughs then
notices Joey putting on her shoes.
Dawson: Where are you
going?
Joey: Home.
Dawson: Spend the night.
Joey: I can't.
Dawson: Come on you
always spend the night.
Joey: Not tonight.
Dawson: Why not?
Joey: I just don't
think it's a good idea for me to sleep over anymore, you
know?
Dawson sits up and puts
the remote control on his desk.
Dawson: No, I don't
know. C'mon, You've been sleeping over since you were
seven. It's Saturday night.
Joey: Things change
Dawson. Evolve.
Dawson: What are you
talking about?
Joey puts on her jean
jacket.
Joey: Sleeping in the
same bed was fine when we were kids, but we're fifteen
now.
Dawson: Yeah.
Joey: We start high
school Monday?
Dawson: Yeah.
Joey taps her chest.
Joey: And I have
breasts!
Dawson: (surprised)
What?!
She points to Dawson.
Joey: And you have
genitalia!
Dawson: I've always had
genitalia.
Joey: But there's more
of it.
Dawson is embarrassed
but tries to play it off.
Dawson: How do you know?
Joey: Long fingers...I
gotta go.
She moves toward the
open window to leave. Dawson reaches out to her.
Dawson: Whoa Jo, don't
hit and run. (Joey turns around) C'mon, explain yourself.
Joey: I just think our
emerging hormones are destined to alter our relationship
and I'm trying to limit the fallout.
Dawson gets up off the
bed with his arms crossed, smiling.
Dawson: Your emerging
hormones aren't developing a thang for me, are they?
Joey: A thing?
Touches her forehead
sarcastically like she has to think about it.
Joey: No, I'm not
getting a thing for you Dawson. I've known you too long.
I've seen you burp, barf, pick
your nose, scratch your butt. I don't think I'm getting
a thing for you.
Dawson: So what's the
problem?
Joey: We're changing
and we have to adjust or else the male/female thing will
get in the way.
Dawson sits back down
on the bed.
Dawson: What's with
this When Harry met 80's crap. It doesn't apply to us,
we transcend it.
Joey: And how do we do
that?
Dawson: (lying back) By
going to sleep. I'm tired.
Joey: That's avoidance.
Dawson: No, it's proof.
Proof that we can still remain friends, despite any
mounting sexual theoretics.
Joey: (pauses for a
minute) I don't think it works that way Dawson.
Dawson: Come on, don't
get female on me Joey. I don't want to have to start
calling you Josephine.
Joey: (smiling)
Josephine this!
She leaps onto the bed
and attacks him with punches. They tickle and punch each
other until Dawson has the upper hand.
Joey: (noticing Dawson's
body slightly on top of hers) Okay, I give...I give.
Dawson: We're friends
okay? (Joey nods, smiling) No matter how much body hair
we acquire? Deal?
Joey: Deal.
Dawson: (leaning back)
All right...and we don't ever talk about this again,
deal?
Joey smiles.
Joey: You got it.
Dawson: Okay, cool.
Joey: Cool.
Dawson and Joey each
climb under the covers.
Dawson: Goodnight Joey.
Joey: (snuggling into
pillow) Goodnight Dawson.
Joey shifts farther
away from Dawson. Dawson looks over, noticing. He moves
a little to his side of the bed and glances over again,
as she scoots closer to the edge. Dawson pauses, staring
up at the ceiling.
Dawson: Why'd you have
to bring this up anyway?
Opening Credits.
Paula Cole's "I Don't Want to Wait" or for
international viewere Jann Arden's "Elsewhere"
plays.
Sail boats drift along
a lake on a sunny day. Pan from boats to dock, where
Joey is sitting in a lawn
chair. The camera moves closer as tense music plays.
Suddenly something rises from the lake and
grabs her.
Joey: Ahhhhhhhh!!
The thing takes her and
the lawn chair crashing into the water. Cut to Dawson
with his video camera on a
hand-made moving crane.
Dawson: No! Cut, cut,
cut. Pacey...three counts you gotta wait before you come
up, come on!
We realize it's Pacey
cloaked in a sea creature costume. He tries to climb up
on the dock but Joey
grabs him and pulls him back down.
Joey: (climbing up) God,
Pacey!
Pacey takes off his sea
creature mask and follows her up.
Pacey: What was that
all about?
Dawson: (watching, and
commenting the whole time) Joey...(pause) Pacey, C'mon.
You go before she's established on the dock, it's not
scary.
Joey grabs a towel and
wraps it around her neck.
Joey: You did it again,
you grabbed my ass.
Pacey: (waving it off)
Like you even have one.
Dawson: Guys, were way
behind schedule, all right. We got two weeks, I'm not
going to make the
festival.
Joey: I'm not playing
the victim.
Dawson: Hello, some
cooperation.
Pacey: Hey, it's Meryl
Streep's fault okay, I'm doing my best.
Joey: (glaring at him)
Bite me.
Dawson notices a yellow
taxi pull up next door. A beautiful blond girl steps out
and looks around. Pacey glances over and sees the taxi
also. Joey is to busy glaring at Pacey to notice.
Pacey: Well, my mouth
drops.
Pacey starts down the
dock toward the girl. Dawson pauses, then follows. Joey
watches and trails
behind them. Cut to the girl walking toward them.
Jen: Hi there.
Pacey: Hi, Pacey. Nice
to meet you.
They shake hands.
Jen: Hi.
Dawson also shakes
Jen's hand.
Dawson: Hi, I'm Da...
Jen: (interrupting)
Your Dawson. Dawson, yeah I know. We've met before. I'm
Jen.
Dawson: Oh, the
granddaughter from New York, okay.
Joey watches Dawson's
face, irked.
Jen: That's right
Dawson: Wow, you look...different.
Joey: (turning away
from Dawson) Puberty. (shaking Jen's hand) I'm Joey. I
live down the creek and we've never met...ever.
Dawson: So, Jen are you
just visiting?
Jen: Oh yeah, my
grandfather's aorta collapsed and they had to replace it
with this plastic tube, so my parents sent me to help
for a while.
Dawson: So you'll be
going to school here then?
Jen: Uh yeah, tenth
grade.
Pacey: (smiling) Cool,
us too.
Cut to Joey who fakes a
smile then lets it fade.
Dawson: Yeah.
Jen: Oh good, um look
my Grams is waiting. I should go. But it was really nice
to meet you guys and I'll see you in school.
Dawson: If not sooner.
Pacey watches and
laughs.
Joey: (mimicking) If
not sooner.
She turns and walks
back down the dock.
Pacey: (elbowing Dawson)
Nice.
Cut to Jen walking away.
She glances back at them. Dawson watches her, grinning.
Pacey and Dawson walk
through Dawson's front yard. The sea creature costume
hangs to dry on a lawn chair.
Pacey: You think she's
a virgin? Wanna nail her?
Dawson: (laughing) We
just met!
They climb the porch
steps.
Pacey: And a wasted
moment it was. I mean greater men would be nailing right
now, you know what I mean?
Dawson: (opening front
door) Tact, look it up.
They walk into the
house to be confronted with the sound of glass breaking.
Worried, they walk quickly through the house and into
the living room. They see Dawson's parents kissing
passionately on a broken coffee table, their clothes in
disarray.
Dawson: Oh God...Mom!
They break their kiss.
Mr. Leery: Oh, hi son.
He dumps Mrs. Leery on
the floor.
Mr. Leery: Your mother
and I were...
Mrs. Leery: (fixing her
unbuttoned blouse) uh, just discussing whether or not...
Mr. Leery: (interrupting)
we needed a new coffee table.
Mrs. Leery laughs.
Mr. Leery: Hi Pacey.
Pacey: Hi Mr. Leery...Mrs.
Leery.
Mrs. Leery: (smiling)
Hi Pacey. (noticing Dawson's increasing embarrassment)
Oh don't look so red
Dawson. It could be worse.
Dawson runs his hands
through his hair and looks away.
Pacey: You know what
Mrs. Leery? I really do love that new hairdo.
Mrs. Leery: (fluffing
her hair) Oh...Thank you Pacey.
Mr. Leery: I thought
you had to work.
Dawson: We ran late.
Mrs. Leery (getting up)
I should get going. Okay Mr. Man-meat, I'll see you
later.
They kiss.
Dawson: Mom...ah!
The creek. Dogs bark in
the background. Joey rows her boat up to their dock and
ties it up. She gets out and waltzes up to the house.
She's intercepted by her sister's boyfriend, Bodie. He
walks towards her with a pot and an apron tied around
his waist.
Bodie: Just the victim
I'm looking for.
Joey: (smiling) No,
Bodie. Not again.
Bodie: But I'm being
tested on this one. Here have a taste.
He gives her a spoonful.
Joey: (pauses) Orgasmic.
Where's Bess?
Joey's pregnant older
sister comes out the front door carrying a shirt.
Bess: If you want to
wear my things, fine. They're fairly useless to me now.
But that means you put them back...where you found them.
Got it?
Joey: (with attitude)
Got it.
Bess: I am way too
pregnant to be digging underneath your bed.
Joey: (even more
attitude) So stay out of my room, got it?
She walks away. Bess
turns toward Bodie.
Bess: I'm going to
knock her silly, I swear it.
Bodie: Here, taste this.
He gives her a sample.
She's doubtful at first. That changes, as she tastes it.
Bess: (closing her eyes)
Mmmm...Orgasmic.
Bodie: (giving her a
kiss) Awww...
Cut to Video Rental
Storefront. We see a sign that reads ScreenPlay Video,
Movie rentals, New releases and more. Inside Dawson is
helping a customer.
Dawson: (taking videos
from man) Thank you.
The customer leaves as
Pacey walks in from the back of the store.
Pacey: So, if your dad's
Mr. Man-meat, does that make you Mr. Man-meat Jr. or Mr.
Man-meat the
second?
Dawson: They're going
to have to drag the creek to find your body, Pacey.
A blond curly headed
girl in a black halter-top walks up to them carrying two
videos.
Nellie: Does Forrest
Gump go in the comedy or drama section?
Pacey: How many times
are you going to ask that?
Dawson: It goes in the
drama section.
Nellie: (pointedly)
Thank you Dawson.
She walks away to put
the video in its place.
Pacey: (mumbling to
Dawson) Can you say wet brain?
Nellie whips around.
Nellie: I'm sorry what
did you say? Did you toss a negative, disparaging remark
my way? Because if you did, and correct me if I'm wrong,
I'd like to remind you who you are.
Pacey: I know, I know.
Your dad owns the place.
Nellie: Nooo, I'm
talking about in the huge, rotating world of life.
Pacey: (amused) And who
am I Nellie?
Dawson heads toward the
back.
Nellie: Nobody. That's
the point. You're not there, you don't even exist.
Because if you did, I might have to respond to your
pathetic little under the breath one-liners. But instead
I take comfort knowing your
vapor. Phooo, Phoooo!
She waves her arms
around in the air and heads to the back room, where
Dawson emerges from,
smiling.
Nellie: Non-existent,
nothing.
An attractive older
woman in a very short dress walks through the door. The
boys stare at her as she approaches them.
Pacey: Oh my God, look
at her!
Dawson: Have some
respect man, she's somebody's mother.
Pacey: I have it on
pretty good authority that mother's have excellent sex
lives, alright.
She reaches the boys.
Dawson: (smiling) Good
afternoon, can we help you?
Tamara: Yes you can.
This is my first time here and I'd like to rent a video.
Pacey: Excellent. You
just fill this out and shoot us over a credit card.
He bumps Dawson out of
the way and hands Tamara an application. Tamara reaches
into her purse and passes him her credit card. Dawson
heads into the back again.
Pacey: Thanks...You new
in town, because I haven't seen you in here before.
Tamara: Yes, I am. My
name's Tamara, what's yours?
Pacey: Pacey, nice to
meet you.
Tamara: (handing him
back the application) Well here you go Pacey.
Pacey: Thanks. Um, do
you think I could help you locate a video this
afternoon?
Tamara: Maybe. I'm in
the mood for romance.
Pacey: Um, we keep the
new releases against the...
Tamara: (interrupting)
Oh no, I'm vintage. (smiling) All the way.
Pacey: The classics are
in the...
Tamara: (Interrupting
again) Where would I find The Graduate?
Cut to Dawson, leaning
out from the video stacks in the back.
Pacey: (flustered) The
Graduate is the one...
Tamara: (interrupting
for the third time) Where the older woman, Anne
Bancroft, seduces the younger man, Dustin Hoffman?
Pacey: I'll check in
the...
Dawson walks up to the
counter, video in hand.
Dawson: It's right
here. Is there anything else I can help you with?
Tamara: Oh no, that
should do it. How much?
Dawson: Pay when you
return.
She turns to leave.
Dawson: Don't forget
your credit card.
Pacey: (handing it to
her) ah...right here.
Dawson: Enjoy the film.
Tamara: I will. It was
nice to meet you Pacey.
Pacey: Oh yeah.
She saunters out.
Dawson: (laughing) Wipe
the drool dude.
Pacey: She was flirting
with me!
Dawson: She was
laughing at you.
Pacey: No, she wanted
me!
Dawson: She wanted
Dustin Hoffman.
Close up on Pacey.
Pacey: I...
He stares after her.
Sunset. Dawson runs
towards his house with three videos in his hand. He
stops when he spots Jen
sitting on the dock, alone. He pauses, then walks over
and sits down.
Dawson: Hey. How's your
granddad?
Jen: Well, he's
breathing. Good sign.
Dawson laughs.
Jen: (scratching chin)
It's my Grandma that presents a challenge. She has this
praying mentality, which is really awkward, since I
don't do that whole God thing.
She notices the videos.
Jen: Whatcha got here?
Let me see. (she grabs them one by one) Creature from
the Black Lagoon,
Humanoids from the Deep, Swamp Thing?
Dawson: It's research.
I'm making a movie.
Jen: Really? Kinda
young to be so ambitious.
Dawson: Fifteen.
Spielburg started on a eight millimeter when he was
thirteen.
Jen: Why movies? What's
the attraction there?
Dawson: I reject
reality.
Jen: (looking away, a
little surprised but laughing) Oh!
Dawson: Would you like
to see my studio?
Cut to a door opening.
Dawson and Jen appear and enter Dawson's room.
Jen: Hmmm. Long shot
here... ahhh...Spielberg fan?
Dawson: Pretty much
worship the man in a God-like way, yeah.
Jen: How revealing.
Dawson: I have his
career chronicled up on my wall. If you notice,
everything is arranged in receding box office order.
Starting with the blockbusters: Jurassic Park, ET, Jaws,
Indiana Jones and if you follow it to my critically
acclaimed wall...
He walks over to his
closet doors and set's the videos on his desk.
Dawson: (pointing out)
I have Schindler's List and The Color Purple. Oh, and
for humility purposes I also keep his others.
Dawson opens his closet
doors to reveal two posters. Jen laughs.
Dawson: 1941 and
Always. In limited but excessible view.
Jen: Are you familiar
with obsessive reality disorder?
Dawson: It's beyond
that. See I believe that all of the mysteries of the
Universe, all of life's questions, can be found in a
Spielberg movie. (He sees Jen's doubtful expression)
It's a theory I've been working on. See, whenever I have
a problem all I have to do is look to the right
Spielberg film and the answers revealed.
Jen: Have you
considered a twelve-step program?
Dawson: (laughing) Wit.
We like that around here.
Cut to Joey walking
through Dawson's yard toward the ladder set up against
his window. She starts to climb, but pauses at the top
when she hears voices.
Jen: (off camera) You
are very smooth.
Cut back to Dawson
sitting on his bed.
Dawson: In all
seriousness, the Boston Film Critics have a program for
junior filmmakers. Deadlines in two months. Were really
under the gun.
Grams: (off camera)
Jennifer!
Jen looks up and goes
to a window, near the one with Joey. She leans out and
sees her Grams waiting for her, as Dawson looks on. Joey
presses against the ladder so Jen won't see her.
Jen: I better go...I
don't want her to erupt.
Dawson: I'll see you at
school.
Jen: (leaving) Bye.
Dawson: Bye.
Cut to Joey's face as
she waits for Jen to leave, then slowly pulls herself
through the window.
Dawson: (noticing)
Joey! Hey where you been? Come on, sit down. Watch this.
She picks something off
his desk and plops down on his bed, playing with it.
Dawson turns on a video of mom's newscast.
Mrs. Leery: (on-screen)
772-5982. Back to you, Bob.
Dawson: Do you think my
mom's sleeping with her co-anchor?
Joey: (puzzled) Where
did that come from?
Dawson: Watch.
He rewinds the tape and
plays it again.
Dawson: Something about
her B's. They're too soft. (pointing with the remote)
Back to you...Bob.
Joey: Your reaching. I
mean why would your mom be sleeping with her co- anchor.
Your dad's the perfect male specimen.
Dawson: I don't know,
but I think they are.
Joey: Your just looking
for conflict. Everything's a potential script to you.
Accept your perfect life Dawson. It's reality.
Close up on Dawson's
face as he rewinds it and plays it again, three times.
Jen's Grandparent's
house. Jen walks into her grandfather's room where he's
sleeping. She looks both ways in the hall before sitting
down.
Jen: Good morning
Granddad.
She looks at his scar,
visible under his pajamas. She touches it lightly.
Grams: (walking in)
What are you doing?
Jen: Oh, Oh I was just
saying good morning.
Grams: Your breakfast
is ready.
Jen: Oh (pause) I'm
glad to be here Grams.
Grams: Don't wanna be
late your first day.
She walks out of the
room leaving Jen holding her Grandfather's hand.
Close up on a pan of
scrambled eggs being stirred. Pull back to reveal Jen at
the breakfast table.
Jen: You know I don't
usually eat in the morning Grams. I mean I appreciate
the thought and all but my eyes are barely propped open
by noon. Just a coffee fix and I'm set.
She pours herself a
cup.
Grams: (setting a plate
in front of her) Well I'll remember that in the future.
Jen: (holding the mug)
So tell me about this Dawson guy next door. He looks so
different. He used to be kinda short and compact.
Grams: You stay away,
that boy is trouble.
Jen: Aren't they all?
(pauses) Well, what about the girl who lives down the
creek...Joey I think her name is?
Grams: (sitting down)
That girl from down the creek has been crawling into the
window of that boy next door for the past ten years.
Neither goes to church, I believe they're what you call
the wrong element.
Jen: (sipping her
coffee) Right.
Grams lowers her head
to say prayers. Jen sets her coffee down and lays her
napkin in her lap. Grams looks at her out of the corner
of her eye.
Grams: Say grace dear.
Jen: That's okay, you
do it.
Grams: It would be nice
if you did it.
Jen: I don't think so
Grams. Thanks for the offer.
Grams: Is their some
reason you don't want to thank our Lord this morning?
Jen: You know Grams, I
really didn't want to get into this, you know. Kinda
causes a headache but um, (pauses) I don't really do
well with church and the Bible and this prayer stuff.
Grams: Beg your pardon?
Jen: I don't covet a
religious God, Grams. I'm an Atheist.
Camera lingers on Grams
shocked expression. "Tubthumping" by
Chumbawumba plays.
Flash scenes of
Capeside High School. Kids getting off their bus,
tossing footballs and Frisbees. Cut to school hall. Pan
down to Jen, at her locker, putting things in her
backpack. She holds her schedule in her teeth while
trying to fit things in. Nellie walks up.
Nellie: (smiling) Hi,
I'm Nellie Olsen.
Jen: (removing schedule
from her mouth) Nellie as in Little House...
Nellie: I know, I know.
Little House on the Prairie, it was like my mom and
dad's favorite show. But no preconceptions okay? I'm not
like her at all.
Jen: Uh, I'm Jen.
Nellie: From New York.
I know. How's your grandfather? He has us all worried.
He's still on the prayer list at church, you party?
Jen: Excuse me?
Nellie: Par-ty?
Jen: Uh, party as in do
I like to have a good time, or party as in drink and use
drugs?
Nellie: It's objective.
Jen: I like to have a
good time. Substance free.
Nellie: Maybe we should
call you Nellie. (shrugs) See ya!
She walks away. Jen
turns, a little dazed, back to her locker.
Dawson: (walking up)
Hey! How's it going?
Jen: I could really use
a cigarette.
Dawson: (surprised) You
smoke?
Jen: Uh, I quit. I'm
just a little tense.
Dawson: (smiling) Well
you're hiding it well.
Jen: I have a great
denial system.
Dawson: Yeah, it's the
first day, we're all a little tense. It'll get easier.
Jen: Good.
Dawson: How's your
schedule? They screwed up mine.
Jen brings her schedule
out and they look it over.
Dawson: Who do you have
first period?
Jen: Um...Briston.
Biology.
Dawson: I was just
heading that way.
Jen: (Smiling) Were
you?
She closes her locker
and they walk off down the hall. "Tubthumping"
plays.
Cut to Pacey in a
classroom. He balances a book on his head as other
student enter, talking and take their seats. The door
opens and Tamara enters. Pacey turns in time to see her,
surprised. He grabs the book from off his head.
Pacey: Tamara.
Tamara: (smiling) Hello
Pacey. Tell you what, why don't you call me Ms. Jacobs
during school hours?
Pacey: Right of course.
He takes his seat,
staring at her as she puts her things on her desk.
"Tubthumping"
plays.
Cut to Jen walking into
biology. She looks around and spots Joey. Joey also
notices and shrugs down in her seat, trying to be
invisible. Jen walks over.
Jen: (taking the seat
next to her) Hey, I was hoping we'd have a class
together.
Joey: (smiling fakely,
she taps her fingers on the table) Here we are.
Cut to Dawson opening
the door of a classroom. A TV set plays Psycho. Dawson
watches as he walks up to the teacher at the front of
the room.
Dawson: Psycho.
The teacher, startled,
turns around.
Mr. Gold: (pushing
pause on the remote) You know the film?
Dawson: Anthony
Perkins, Janet Leigh, Universal, 1960. Little known
fact: Did you know that Hitchcock surprised Janet Leigh
with freezing cold water in order to get her to scream
so effectively?
Mr. Gold: Who are you?
Dawson: Dawson Leery.
Mr. Gold: Then I take
it you'll be in my fifth period film lab.
Dawson: Actually that's
why I'm here. (he pulls his schedule out from backpack)
There seems to have been some confusion with my
schedule. I was denied admittance to your film class.
Mr. Gold: Then you must
be a sophomore.
Dawson: (pausing) And
that's not a good thing?
Mr. Gold: It's a very
popular class Dawson. Seating is limited. Theirs a
waiting list, priority goes to
upperclassmen.
Dawson: Well that's
stupid.
Mr. Gold: Excuse me?
Dawson: Who made that
rule?
Mr. Gold: I did.
Dawson: Oh.
Mr. Gold: Why are you
so adamant?
Dawson: (smiling)
Passion, Mr. Gold. Pure, mad-driven passion. Movies are
my life.
Mr. Gold: (getting up
to sit at desk) Oh I see.
Dawson: I'm sorry. I'm
not coming across well at all here. The point is I'm
going to be a filmmaker. It's my life's ambition. It
always has been. How many students do you have in this
class that can say that?
Cut to Mr. Gold's face.
Dawson: (continuing)
This is a small town Mr. Gold. Theirs not a lot of
opportunity for me. You have the power. You could easily
override this bizarre rule that denies students their
education.
Mr. Gold: Your very
convincing Dawson Leery. But I'm afraid the class is
maxed out. I wish I could make case by case exceptions
but that would be unfair and problematic. I'm sorry to
say that no is my
definitive answer.
Dawson: But...
Mr. Gold: No, Period.
It's a complete sentence.
Cut to Dawson's face. A
bell rings. Joey and Jen walk out of Biology into the
already crowded hall.
Jen: Hey Joey. Um, can
I ask you something kinda up front?
Joey: Sure.
Jen: Are you and Dawson
(laughs nervously) a thing?
Joey: (shrugging it
off) No, were just friends.
Jen: Like were going to
be, I hope. (pause) You know, my Grams warned me about
you. She said you're severely troubled.
Joey: Well, no offense
but your Gram's is cracked.
Jen: Why does she rag
on you?
Joey: Pick a topic.
There's my dad, the imprisoned convict or my sister
impregnated by her black
boyfriend.
Jen: Your father's in
prison?
Joey: (kinda proudly)
Conspiracy to traffic marijuana in excess of ten
thousand pounds.
Jen: Wow, so then um
where's your mother?
Joey: (looking away)
Oh, she had this cancer thing. It got her.
Jen: So then you live
with your sister?
Joey: And the black
boyfriend. (pause) He likes you, you know.
Jen: (confused) Who the
black boyfriend?
Joey: (interrupting)
Dawson. Don't abuse his feelings.
Joey walks away. Jen
stares after her and sighs.
Capeside cafeteria. A
balding, overweight man walks past Dawson, Jen and Joey
at a lunch table.
Dawson: Okay, the bald
man, Mr. Herman. He teaches a timid calculus class and
packs a .45 magnum. Last year opened fire and took out
two students and a custodian.
Jen: Pled justifiable
homicide. They didn't have a hall pass.
The two laugh. Joey
watches them.
Dawson: Woman in funky
black dress. Periodic drinker. Blacks out after two
glasses of cheap whine and runs through town with her
dress over her head.
Jen: Singing Neil
Diamond songs.
They share another
laugh. Joey is disgusted.
Dawson: You're good. I
should bring you in to touch up my dialogue.
Joey: (handing him her
script) Um, we're supposed to be working Dawson.
He takes it from her.
Dawson: Yeah, um would
you mind taking a look at Act Three. I'm having a climax
issue.
Jen: (picking it up)
Sure.
Joey sets her hand in
her chin and rolls her eyes.
Cut to Tamara eating
lunch at her desk. Pacey walks in with his backpack.
Pacey:
Tamara...(correcting himself) I mean, Ms. Jacobs. How
was The Graduate?
Tamara: Just as I
remembered.
Pacey: Are you looking
for romance tonight?
Tamara: (smiling) Why,
you got any suggestions?
Pacey: Uh, have you
ever seen The Summer of '42?
Tamara: (leaning back
in her chair) Refresh my memory.
Pacey: Well, it's about
a beautiful woman who seduces a young boy on the verge
of manhood.
Tamara: It's a
favorite.
Pacey: I, uh, could
reserve it for you if you like?
Tamara: Actually,
tonight I'm going to see that new film playing at The
Realto.
Students start to enter
and take their seats. Pacey looks disappointed.
Pacey: Yeah.
Tamara: It's getting
great reviews.
Pacey: (brightening) Uh
yeah. I guess I'll maybe check it out then.
He walks backwards into
a student.
Boy: Hey, watch it!
Pacey waves goodbye and
heads out. Tamara watches him, thoughtful. A bell rings.
Pacey and Dawson walk
down a hall. Pacey puts his arm around Dawson's
shoulder.
Pacey: Hey man. Video
woman is my new English teacher. Okay, you, me, the
movies tonight. We are stalking a faculty member.
Dawson: Dude, negative.
Pacey: What?! I
actually have the possibility of losing my virginity in
a high level fantasy fashion.
Dawson: (stopping at a
water fountain) Pacey, go home. Walk your dog. It's not
going to happen.
Pacey: Not tonight!
That's not the plan, man. I just want to familiarize her
with the gaze, the smile, the charming features, you
know.
Dawson: Don't do this
to yourself!
Pacey: Look, it is a
fact that a large percentage of older women are
attracted to young boys on the verge of manhood. It
keeps them feeling young. I read that in Cosmopolitan.
Dawson: What are you
doing reading Cosmopolitan?
Pacey: Look, I have
three menstrually diverse sisters, Cosmo is my savior.
Dawson: (laughing) What
do you need me for?
Pacey: Moral support.
Okay, It'll be cool. You can invite Ms. Teen New York.
He looks down the hall
as he talks and sees Jen conversing with a boy in a
letterman's jacket. Dawson notices also.
Jen: (talking to the
boy) That sounds good.
Pacey: Unless
somebody's beaten you to it. C'mon man, get in there. Be
assertive. Talk to her alright? You should be the one
reading Cosmo. It'll build your female esteem. (pushes
him) Go on...
Dawson punches him
jokingly and walks down the hall towards Jen. He looks
back as he passes the boy and reached Jen.
Jen: Dawson, hey, how's
it going?
Dawson: Pretty good. I
see you've met Roger Fullford.
They begin to walk.
Jen: Yeah, nice guy.
Dawson: Yeah (pause)
Jock quarterback by day, schizophrenic transvestite by
night.
Jen: (laughing) Oh
really.
Dawson: Has what you
call a Tori Spelling complex. He's partial to Victoria's
Secret.
Jen: But can he run in
pumps?
They snicker.
Dawson: Hey, uh Pacey
and his crew's directing a trip to the movies tonight,
nothing big, just a few of us. Would you like to come?
Jen smiles as the
camera pans over them.
Cut to Joey waking home
along the boardwalk. Dawson rides up on his bike, a
backwards cap on.
Dawson: Hey Joey! I
need a favor.
He gets off his bike
and walks it besides her.
Joey:(smiling) Uh, oh.
Dawson: I have a
semi-quasi date with Jen tonight, were going to the
movies with Pacey and I need you come with us.
Joey: (dead panning)
I'd rather go down in a plane crash.
Dawson: C'mon it's
going to really, really weird with just two guys and
Jen. It'll even it out.
Joey: So, would it be
like a double date?
Dawson: Sorta, but not
really. Pacey's on this hormonal mission...
Joey: (interrupting)
Are you having an aneurysm? No way!
Dawson: It's not like a
date-date. It's just so that Jen won't feel
uncomfortable.
Joey: We wouldn't want
that.
Dawson: C'mon, Joey
please? Please, please, please, please, please! (he
stops and grabs her arm)
C'mon, Joey please?!
Joey: (giving in)
Whatever.
Dawson: Thank you!
You're the best, I mean it. I know your worried about
our relationship and everything
but I told you. Nothing has to change. I can tell you
anything.
He rides off leaving
Joey to continue walking by herself, downhearted.
Jen's grandparent's
house.
Grams: (off camera)
Where exactly are you going?
Jen: (walking into
kitchen) Well Dawson has a gun, I thought we'd go knock
off a liquor store, then go get tattoos.
Grams: Why do you talk
like that?
Jen: I'm simply trying
to establish a rapport with you that's based on humor.
I'm completely harmless. You'll see.
Grams: Well be back by
ten.
Jen: (surprised) I can
do that. Thanks for being so cool about this. I thought
you were going to chain me up to a chair or something.
Grams: Not at all, you
want to go to the movies, go. Have fun, just as long as
you come to church with me on Sunday.
Jen: I knew there was
going to be catch. Grams, I'm sorry but I'm afraid
you're going to have to give up on this one.
Grams: I'm afraid I
insist.
Jen: I'm firm about my
beliefs. Please respect them.
Grams: I know what
happened in New York. Church will do you good.
Jen: Let me determine
that. Church isn't the answer, not for me. But I promise
to you that I'll keep an open mind and honor and respect
your beliefs for as long as I'm here.
Grams: The decision has
been made. You will do what I say, you are under my
guard.
Jen: (hands on hips)
Ah, you know I am trying really hard to keep my
rebellious nature in check. (pauses to think) I'll tell
you what Grams. I'll go to church when you say the word
penis.
Grams: (startled) You
stop that talk!
Jen: It's just a word
Grams. Clinical and technical. Penis.
Pause on Grams
flustered expression. Jen goes over to her and gives her
a hug.
Jen: Grams, I really
love you, but you have to lighten up. (kisses her on the
cheek) I'll see you later.
Dawson's house. Mr.
Leery sits on the couch, watching the news as he works.
Dawson hops down the stairs.
Dawson: (running hands
through hair) Alright Dad, I'm outta here.
Mr. Leery: What do you
think (he holds up miniature plastic doll) I thought all
the waitresses could wear scuba gear.
Dawson: (massages neck)
Completely impractical. Dad, this whole aquatic- themed
restaurant idea gets worse on a daily basis.
Mr. Leery: Shift, your
mom's on.
Dawson moves.
Mr. Leery: Watching her
work is the *best* foreplay.
Dawson: I'm outta here.
Mr. Leery: (staring at
the TV) Have fun. Play safe.
Dawson: (pointing) The
condom chat is premature.
Mr. Leery: It's never
too early.
Dawson: What is up with
the sex?! That's all anybody thinks of anymore. Sex,
sex, sex!! I mean, what is the big deal?
Mr. Leery: Sex is a
very big part of who we are as human beings.
Dawson: Does that mean
we have to go hump the coffee table? (pauses) If sex is
so important then how come Spielberg never has had a sex
scene in one of his movies, hmm? He keeps it in it's
proper place in film as should we in life.
Doorbell rings.
Dawson: I'll be home
early.
Close up on TV.
Mrs. Leery: Back to
you...Bob.
Joey's house. Bodie
sits on the couch reading Bon Appetiet magazine while
Bess paints a birdhouse. Joey comes out the door and
Bess grabs her.
Joey: Hey, I'm in a
hurry!
Bess: (takes her face
in her hands) Your attitude has got to go.
She uncaps a lipstick
with her teeth and starts to apply it on her. Joey tries
to pull away then gives in. Bodie watches and smiles.
Bess: (demonstrating)
Now blot 'em together like this.
Joey does so.
Bess: You hold onto
this and every half hour to an hour you excuse yourself
to go touch up. Got it?
She hands her the
lipstick. Joey turns to leave, then twists back around
and smiles. She runs down to the dock. Cut to a fading
sunset, then the foursome walking along a sidewalk to
the movies.
Dawson: So do you plan
on staying the whole school year?
Jen: Well, that depends
on my Grams really, and my mom and dad.
Jen: (turning) Hey
Joey, I love your lipstick. What shade is that?
Joey: Wicked Red, uh I
love your hair color, what number is that?
Dawson: (giving her a
look) You'll have to excuse Joey, she was born in a
barn.
Jen: That's okay, uh
Joey I just do highlights.
Joey: (nods) So, uh Jen
are you a virgin?
Dawson: That's mature!
Joey: Well cause
Dawson's a virgin and two virgins really make for a
clumsy first experience don't you think?
Dawson: (moving next to
her) You're going to die.
Joey: I just thought
I'd help, you know (looking at Jen) cut to the chase.
Jen: No it's okay
Dawson. Yes I am a virgin. How about you Joey, are you a
virgin?
Joey: Please, years
ago. (smiling knowingly) Trucker named Bubba.
Dawson grabs her arms
and pulls her away.
Dawson: What is up with
you?
Joey just looks at him.
They get in line to buy tickets.
Cut to the inside of
The Rialto. Pacey and Joey sit down in their seats, but
Dawson let's Jen go first, causing him not to sit next
to Joey. Joey notices and slouched down in her seat.
Pacey sees Tamara
take a seat a few rows ahead of them and goes to make
his move.
Pacey: Back in a bit.
The lights dim and the
movie begins. Joey slouches even deeper into her seat,
her head in one hand. Close up on both Dawson's and
Jen's faces as they watch the movie. Pan to Dawson's
hand. It starts to reach for Jen's then pulls back. Joey
becomes aware of his motions. Dawson taps his hand
against his leg then goes for her hand again. It lightly
brushes against Jen's, who takes notice. He finally
makes his move, and takes her hand in his.
Joey: (sitting up) So,
Jen are you a size queen?
Jen: Excuse me?
Joey: Well how
important is the size to you?
Dawson: Joey!
She lifts her eyebrows
at him and listens to Jen.
Jen: Well being a
virgin, I guess I haven't really given it that much
though, how about yourself Jo?
Joey: (debating) I'm
torn...
Dawson: (grabbing her
and pulling her out of her seat) You and me, outside
now. I'm going to kill you. I'm going to kill you!
Joey: What do you think
Dawson? (to Jen) Notice the long fingers?
Pan over to Pacey
sitting down next to Tamara.
Pacey: Hey Tamara.
She turns smiling,
until she realizes it's Pacey.
Tamara: Hi...Pacey what
are you doing here?
Pacey: Just checking
out the movie. I came with some friends.
Tamara: (looking back
to where he's pointing.) Oh good, I'm glad.
Pacey: But I can sit
here with you, you know. Wanna Milk Dud?
Tamara: No.
Pacey: By the way, The
Summer of '42 is officially reserved in your name.
Tamara: Oh Pacey, look,
I don't think you understand...
Pacey: No, no, no. It
was nothing. I could even come over. We could watch it
together.
A man with popcorn
approaches the two and goes to sit down, only to find
Pacey in his seat.
Tamara: Hi, uh Pacey
are you sure you don't wanna go sit with your friends?
Pacey: (arrogant) Whose
this guy?
Tamara: A friend.
Guy sitting behind
them: Hey, quiet!
Tamara: Sorry.
Mr. Gold: Tammy, is
this kid bothering you?
Tamara: No Benji.
Pacey: (snickering)
Benji? Ms. Jacobs invited me herself.
Tamara: Not exactly.
Look Pacey you have got to understand, I was only
renting a movie.
Pacey looks confused.
Mr. Gold: Look, why
don't I help you find your seat.
Pacey gets up quickly
and pushes Benji. The popcorn spills all over the guy
behind them, who punches Pacey in the face.
Cut to the lobby of the
movie theater.
Dawson: Are you twiggy?
What is your problem?
Joey: My problem is
that from the moment Little Miss Highlights showed up
you haven't said one word to me!
Dawson: Crap! That is
pure crap and you know it!
Joey: All I know is
that all your blood is rushing down and you can't even
acknowledge another human being's even present.
Dawson: I like her
okay! Sue me, I thought you were my friend. Where is a
little understanding?
Joey: I understand. I'm
tired of understanding. All I do is understand!
She goes to leave.
Dawson: Joey!
She turns back.
Joey: Nothing
penetrates with you Dawson Your so far removed from
reality you can't even see what's right in front of you.
Dawson: What are you
talking about?
Joey: Your life. It's a
freaking fairy tale and you don't even know it. (she
approaches him) You just want *conflict* for that script
of yours. (pause) Stop living in the movies. (pauses
again) Grow up.
She leaves. Close up on
Dawson's upset face.
Dawson and Jen walking
through Jen's yard.
Dawson: I'll walk you
to your door.
Jen: Not with Grams
waiting to pounce.
Dawson: Oh, that's
right.
Jen: yeah.
They reach the fence.
Dawson: So...
Jen: So...
Dawson: It was a really
repulsive evening.
Jen laughs. Dawson
moves in to kiss her. Jen pauses, then pulls back.
Jen: Uh, you know what?
This is all my fault. I mean, I know I don't posses much
power in the universe but I feel completely responsible
for tonight Dawson.
Dawson: (interrupting)
No, uh... I pulled the pin, I tossed the grenade. I got
a big old L right (makes a loser sign on his
forehead)...
Jen: No, your not a
loser Dawson. Your very sweet. Smart, you got a great
sense of humor. Your cool with out being really
obnoxious about it. Your very, very talented. (pause)
You got clear skin, big plus.
They laugh.
Dawson: (smiling) Thank
you.
Jen: No. Thank you
Dawson. Things weren't so great for me in New York and
their kinda scary right now so...thank you.
Grams shows up at the
door.
Jen: Oh, um...I should
go. But thanks for everything Dawson.
Dawson: but...
Jen walks up her steps
and turns around.
Jen: I'm just going to
pretend we kissed okay?
Dawson laughs and
watches her go up to the house. He stares after her,
with a smile, thinking.
Cut to Pacey walking
along the boardwalk with a swollen eye. He spots Tamara,
and stops, shaking his head.
Pacey: (to himself)
What are the chances?
He walks up to her.
Tamara: (noticing him)
Pacey, are you okay?
Pacey: I'll live.
Tamara: Wait, talk to
me a second.
She tries to touch his
face, but he pushes her away.
Pacey: About what, The
Graduate or The Summer of '42, which would you rather
discuss?
Tamara: I'd like to
clear up this misunderstanding.
Pacey: I understand you
perfectly well *Ms.* Jacobs.
Tamara: I'm so sorry.
Pacey: Well you should
be because you're a liar. How can you say you were just
renting a movie?
Tamara: Because it's
the truth.
Pacey: It's a crock.
The truth is you're a well put together, knock out of a
woman who's feeling a little insecure about hitting
forty. So when a young, virile boy, such as myself
flirts with you, you enjoy it. You entice it. You
fantasize about what it would be like to be with that
young boy on the verge of manhood. Cause it helps you
stay feeling attractive. Makes the aging process a
little more bearable. Well, let me tell you something.
You blew it lady, because I'm the best sex you'll never
have.
She stares at him,
almost in awe.
Tamara: Your wrong
about one thing Pacey. Your not a boy.
She wraps her arms
around him and they kiss passionately. The kiss goes on,
until she finally pulls
away, shocked at what had happened.
Tamara: I'm sorry. Oh
God.
She runs away as Pacey
looks on.
Pacey: (amused) I'll
see you in school, Ms. Jacobs.
Cut to Dawson's house.
Dawson enters his room and switches the TV on. He grabs
some stuff off his bed and opens the closet door to be
startled by Joey, who sits there.
Dawson: Oh, what are
you doing in there?
Joey: (softly) Hanging
with the clothes.
She gets up and flops
on the bed, a stuffed ET doll in hand.
Dawson: What happened
tonight Joey?
Joey: I wigged out.
Dawson: What is going
on between us?
Joey: I have no idea.
Dawson: I know I have
this incredibly perfect life and I completely under-
appreciate it.
Joey: (looking up)
Yeah, you do.
Dawson: I'm sorry I was
such an insensitive male. I thought I was above it.
(pause) I don't wanna lose you Joey. What we have is the
*only* thing that makes sense to me.
He sits in chair.
Dawson: When I saw you
in the movie theater with that lipstick on, I remember
thinking how pretty you looked. (Joey looks at him) I
mean, I ignored it. But I thought it.
Joey: (smiling
disbelievingly) Yeah?
Dawson: But that was it
Jo. (her smile fades) It didn't go any further than
that.
Joey: (sitting up) When
I saw you going for Jen's hand...It's not like I wanted
to be the one holding your hand. (Dawson nods) I just
didn't want her holding it.
Dawson: So where does
that leave us?
Joey just sighs.
Dawson: (exasperated)
It's all so complicated!
Joey: Were growing up
Dawson, that's all. I mean even Spielberg outgrew his
Peter Pan syndrome. (she stands up)
Dawson: (notices her
leaving) Where are you going?
Joey: I can't sleep
over anymore. And we can't talk to each other like we
used to, there's just some
things we *can't* say.
Dawson: No that's just
not true, Joey I can you tell you anything.
Joey: Yeah? How often
do you walk your dog, huh?
Dawson: What?!
Joey: You know what I
mean. What time of day, how many times a week?
Dawson looks away,
uncomfortable. Joey watches as his embarrassment grows.
Her face falls.
Dawson: (softly)
Goodnight.
Joey pauses then turns
for the window. She looks back once.
Joey: See ya Dawson.
Dawson: (almost to
himself) See ya Joey.
She leaves. Dawson,
angry at himself, gets up and sighs in frustration. Joey
hurries down the ladder.
Dawson runs his hands through his hair, distraught. Cut
to Joey walking fast, arms crossed, tears
beginning to flow. Dawson bangs his head against his
closet. Cut to Joey running, the tears flowing
faster, to the dock. Dawson sits in his chair, looking
at his picture of Steven Spielberg, thinking. Joey
unties the boat as quickly as she can. The camera closes
in on her face.
Dawson: (off camera)
Joey!
She looks up, her face
streaked with tears.
Dawson: (at window)
Usually in the morning with Katie Couric.
Cut to Joey's confused
face. She stares at him, mystified. Suddenly she
realizes and breaks out in a grin. Laughing she pulls
the boat away. Cut back and forth between the two,
smiling and laughing. Joey
rows away, happy. A car door slams. She looks and sees
Mrs. Leery leaning into her co-anchor Bob's car and
kissing him. Joey stares in shock. She glances up at
Dawson's window to see if he noticed. The window's
empty. The camera fades on Joey's stunned expression. |